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Old Dec 22, 2007, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #41
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Old Dec 22, 2007, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #42
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When one needs to build a house and the only available materials are pancake/waffle batter and a heated waffle iron.

Waffle House, given new meaning.
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Old Dec 22, 2007, 08:34 AM // 08:34   #43
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When your countries currency is replaced by waffles.
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Old Dec 22, 2007, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #44
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When you need to shut someone up, stuff their mouths with waffles.

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Old Dec 27, 2007, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #45
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When you develop carpal tunnel on your mouse hand and need something to elevate it. Three waffles under the wrist should do the trick.
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Old Dec 27, 2007, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #46
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when you are at the office doing your thing and there is a fire and people starts running around yelling and panicing, then you pull out some waffles to calm people down and they will slowly sit and eat it thus allowing you to escape as the only person!
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Old Dec 27, 2007, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #47
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when try to find something that rhymes with awful
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Old Dec 27, 2007, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #48
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sitting bull rhymes on awful:O
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Old Dec 28, 2007, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #49
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when you get jumped in the Ghetto
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Old Dec 28, 2007, 07:29 AM // 07:29   #50
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When you need to defeat a moose that is coming towards you and you don't want to use tricks you used in an online game, you throw the waffles at it and hope it goes after them.

Also you can use them to bait squirrels.
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Old Dec 29, 2007, 01:36 PM // 13:36   #51
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I think Bizarro Superman's weakness is waffles. So waffles would own if some evil superman clone from another dimension were destroying your city.
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Old Dec 30, 2007, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #52
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when you're bleeding, it works just like gause.
obviously chain them together to make your waffle chucks. how about some throwing waffles? Deadly weapons of destruction they are.

Possibly lure children into your van if you have no candy?
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Old Dec 30, 2007, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #53
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when ur the chef at a diner?
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Old Dec 30, 2007, 04:32 PM // 16:32   #54
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when your going for the trader title and you sell em :P
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Old Dec 30, 2007, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #55
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Say you are a witch living in a forest and some stupid kids that you have just had for dinner, ate their way through your super witch, people and duck repellent, perimeter waffle fence. You'll need more waffles to repair it.
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Old Dec 30, 2007, 11:43 PM // 23:43   #56
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Waffle Man! Gold and crispy! Bad Guys Are History!
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Old Dec 30, 2007, 11:56 PM // 23:56   #57
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Waffles make kids retarded.
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Old Jan 01, 2008, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #58
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A wild guess here,....um...when you're hungry?
no, you fail

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